Porky Pies…An Irresistable Blend of Stiff, Upper Style and Bold, Brash Sass! In Cockney Rhyming Slang, Porky Pies is ‘little white lies’. Porky Pies specializes in trendy, fashion-forward clothing for girls’ sizes 2 to 6x and 7 to 16. Appealing to girls who enjoy being fun and unique, and who have the enthusiasm for a stylish wardrobe, Porky Pies garments offer European touches and attention to detail which create an original look and feel that is unique in children’s fashion. Porky Pies is sold through better boutiques and specialty retailers.